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    Putting The Green Into The Machine

    , | Seattle, WA, USA | Extra Stupid, Money

    (The customer orders her food and starts to drive off before the total was told.)

    Employee: “The total will be $10.27.”

    Customer: *muffled, because she’s pulled forward* “Did you received my $20.”

    Employee: “I’m sorry.”

    Customer: *still muffled* “Did you get my $20?”

    Employee: “I’m sorry, ma’am. Could you please pull up to the first window and we’ll take care of it?”

    (The customer pulls up to the drive thru window.)

    Customer: “I was asking if you received my $20. I put it in the machine.”

    Employee: *trying not to laugh* “Ma’am, we don’t have a machine. We take cash at the window.”

    Customer: “Oh, I guess my money is outside, then.”

    (One of the employees was sent out to get the customers money from the drive thru speaker.)

    Comic: Starting A New Year Revolution

    , | OH, USA | At The Checkout, Awesome Customers, Comics, Food & Drink, Holidays

    Totally Free From Thought, Part 2

    , | Brisbane, QLD, Australia | Extra Stupid, Food & Drink, Money

    (We have a rewards card: one stamp with every purchase and every five purchases, you get a free doughnut.)

    Customer: *picking up a rewards card* “What are these?”

    Me: “One stamp per purchase. Every five purchases, you get a free doughnut.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay, I’ll have a doughnut.”

    Me: *stamps card*

    (Customer walks away, comes back a few minutes later.)

    Customer: “I’ll have another doughnut.”

    Me: “Glad you liked the first one!” *stamps card*

    (Customer wanders off again, comes back again… and again… and again…)

    Me: “You know you’ve just spent $18 when you could have gotten the $14.95 pack?”

    Customer: “Yeah, but this way, I get a free doughnut!”

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    Older Ladies Have A Higher Drive (Thru)

    , | Charlotte, NC, USA | Bad Behavior, Food & Drink, Rude & Risque

    (I’m working the drive thru late on Saturday night. I’m 17 at this point. A group of older women, presumably on a cougars’ night out, have come up to the second window and have paid. I hand them their drinks.)

    Me: “Your food will be right out, ladies.”

    Woman: *in the back seat* “Show him something!”

    (I think I know what she means, so I’m not particularly keen to hand them their food when it comes up. Sure enough, when I go to give them their food, EVERY woman in the car has exposed her bare breasts.)

    Me: “Here’s your food. Have a good night!”

    (I immediately closed the window and fled. I could hear them laughing as they drove off. What a show for a 17-year old…)

    Must Be On A Naughty Diet

    , | MI, USA | Bizarre, Food & Drink, Language & Words

    (I’ve just started a job at a certain Canadian coffee shop franchise. It’s my first job, and I’m still learning how to deal with people and learning the items we sell.)

    Customer: “I’d like a naughty donut, please.”

    Me: *pause* “What kind of donut?”

    Customer: “A naughty donut.”

    (I entered in ‘assorted donut’ and he pays. My coworker comes up and reads the screen, going over to the donut section.)

    Coworker: “Hi, sir, what type of donut did you want?”

    Customer: “A naughty one.”

    Coworker: “Um… what kind?”

    Customer: *points* “A Peanut Crunch.”

    Me: “Oh, a NUTTY donut!”

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