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    Intelligence Abhors A Vacuum

    | Chicago, IL, USA |

    Caller: “It’s too cold in my room. Can you turn the air off?”

    Me: “Turn it off?”

    Caller: “It’s just freezing.”

    Me: “The outside temperature is 15 degrees. If we turn the air off, it will bring your office temperature closer to 15 degrees.”

    Caller: “Don’t do that. Just turn it off. I’d rather it be nothing than this cold!”