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    His Brain Is Out Of Gas

    | Nanaimo, BC, Canada | Extra Stupid, Technology

    (I am working at a rental outlet – construction, landscaping equipment, etc. I am in the ‘back shop,’ where we receive and send out items. Part of our job on sending an item out is to ‘train’ the renter, as many are first time users and have little if any tool using experience. All gas-powered tools are started up in front of the customer with the exception of pressure washers (which needed to be hooked up to water before starting). I’m dealing with a customer renting a pressure washer. I’ve given him the printed instructions and gone through the demonstration about five times.)

    Me: “So, you’re clear on it now?”

    Customer: “Yeah, I’ve got it. Hook up the water and turn it on, turn the ignition switch to on, turn the fuel switch on, choke on, pull the cord and when the engine starts turn the choke off, then put the throttle to high.”

    Me: “Yep, you’re good to go. Let’s get you loaded up.”

    Customer: “One last question. Do I need a heavy duty extension cord for this?”

    Me: “…”

    Customer: “Oh, I guess this runs on gas, doesn’t it?”

    (Sadly, this was not the dumbest customer moment I had there by far.)

    The Super Leap Days

    | Canada | Extra Stupid

    Customer: “So, when do I have to return this equipment?”

    Me: “The end of the month.”

    Customer: “So, February 31st?”

    Me: “No, February 28th.”

    Customer: “Why?! You said the end of the month!”