I’m working in an electronics store. A particularly nice elderly gentleman walks straight toward me and asks:
Customer: “Where can I find the liquid Internet?”
My smile melts halfway through my greeting and I just stare. The look on my face must be the greatest mixture of amazement and confusion, as he goes on:
Customer: “The liquid Internet that I saw advertised on TV.”
Being the usual online person, I hardly watch actual television, so not having seen this advert nor knowing exactly what he is talking about, I excuse myself under the pretense of asking a fellow “Computer Specialist”.
Quickly finding a friend with the most heinous expression of amusement on my face, I grab him and ask him about this “liquid Internet”.
Coworker: *After regaining his composure* “Please take me to this customer.”
I do so and ask him to repeat the question.
Coworker: “Sir, the advertised product is not ‘liquid Internet’, but the company has used the visual of liquid going through the wiring as symbolism for how fast their Internet can be.”
The customer looks quite confused for a moment and then catches on to how he has mistaken the ad, but something changes: he suddenly turns bright red at his oversight.
Customer: “No! I’ve seen it on TV! I want the liquid for myself, but you don’t want to sell it to me because I’m old!”
My coworker once again tells him that the liquid is fabricated, but he refuses to believe him. We go as far as to get two [Tech Team] employees to talk to him, show him the ad, and tell him why it’s not real. Even after a manager shows up, he does not accept this radical idea and angrily states:
Customer: “I will shop at [Competitor]!” *Storms off*
Manager: “Should we warn them?”