We sell kitchen and household appliances, including irons. I am serving a customer when another customer angrily storms up to me and throws a box on the counter. It contains an iron.
Angry Customer: “You sold me this useless piece of s*** and now you’re going to get me a better one for free, and you’re going to give me a refund!”
Me: “Ma’am, I am serving another customer at the moment. If you could please either wait, or go to the customer service desk—”
Angry Customer: “No! It was you who sold this to me, so it’s you that’s gonna fix it!”
I give a pained look at my customer, who gives me a sympathetic nod in return.
Me: “Okay, ma’am, what’s the problem with your iron?”
Angry Customer: “You told me this thing had ‘auto-steam’ technology, but it doesn’t! It doesn’t steam anything!”
Me: “Ma’am, I remember. I explained that the ‘auto-steam’ effect isn’t the same as when you manually press the button to force extra steam out. It’s a much quieter and subtler effect and you might not notice it happening.”
Angry Customer: “Bull-s***! You’re just making up fancy words to charge me more for an iron that doesn’t do anything special!”
Me: “It’s a feature that’s listed on the box, ma’am.”
Angry Customer: “I want a refund on this one, and I want a better iron for free!”
I am about to start the refund process, when my current customer interjects, talking to the angry customer.
Customer: “It sounds like you weren’t using the right water.”
Angry Customer: “What do you mean?”
Customer: “I mean I use a similar iron, and I put Volvic water in mine. It means the steam is fruit flavored and all my clothes smell lovely.”
Angry Customer: “Wait, really?”
Customer: “Yes, absolutely! Just go home and put some fruity Volvic water in there, and it’ll fix everything.”
Angry Customer: “Thanks! I will!”
And almost as quickly as she arrived, she packed up her things and left.
Me: “I don’t think what you said is true.”
Customer: “Oh, absolutely not. In fact, putting in water with sugary ingredients is just going to caramelize the sugar, ruin her iron, and hopefully her clothes.”
Me: “I thought as much, but you do realize that she’s just going to come back here and complain to us even louder when that happens?”
Customer: “She was screaming and complaining anyway? At least this way there’s some revenge.”
I personally couldn’t condone what my customer did, but I didn’t feel too compelled to fight it, either. At least when she comes back to complain we can say she was following the unsolicited advice of another customer, and not that of the staff!