This is back in 2009 when I work for an electronics repair store.
Customer: “My TV isn’t getting any signal! I need someone to come over and fix it!”
Me: “Let me get a little information first. What kind of TV is it?”
Customer: “Oh, the usual kind.”
Me: “What brand is it?”
Customer: “It’s just a TV!”
Me: “Can you see a brand name on the frame?”
Customer: “There’s no frame; it’s just a wooden box! What’s with all these questions?”
Me: “The TV is in a wooden box?”
Customer: “No, the TV is the wooden box!”
Me: “I’m going to hand you over to my manager, sir.”
I pass him over, and I hear my manager’s side of the conversation.
Manager: “Can you describe the TV for me, sir?”
Pause.
Manager: “I see… and how long have you had this TV?”
Pause.
Manager: “I see. And when did you lose your TV signal?”
Pause.
Manager: “And to confirm, your TV has dials to the right of the screen? And at the bottom of the screen… Yes, I know it’s wood, but just below the screen… what does it say?”
Pause.
Manager: “We’re not going to be able to help you, sir.”
Pause.
Manager: “Well, sir, that would be because your TV is from the 1970s and it will be unable to detect digital TV signals. You need to get a new TV.”
Pause.
Manager: “…yes, getting a new TV will mean the picture is in color, sir.”
Pause.
Manager: “Well, a lot has changed in the last fifty years, sir.”
Pause.
Manager: “I do believe there are more than four channels on TV now, yes.”
Pause.
Manager: “Yes, sir, it will come with a remote. You won’t have to turn the dials anymore. In fact, I don’t think it will have any dials.”
Pause.
Manager: “Yes, we have plenty of secondhand TVs on offer. Feel free to come by and ask for [Manager] and I will be happy to help you.”
They finally hang up and my manager comes up to me.
Manager: “If you see a guy come in later who looks like he’s from the past, send him my way.”