October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

Blocks UV-A, UV-B, And Omega-3

| Toronto, Ontario, Canada | Uncategorized

(I am standing at the cash registers when a customer approaches me with two bottles of sunscreen.)

Customer: “Excuse me, could you tell me the difference between these two?”

(I explain to her they are different brands, different prices, and of different SPF.)

Customer: “Oh, okay. But is one of them fat free?”

(Not So) Smooth Counterfeiting

| Chicago, IL, USA | Criminal/Illegal

(I am ringing up a customer when he hands me a 100 dollar bill.)

Me: “Alright, I just need to check it really quick.”

(I hold the bill up to the light.)

Customer: “It’s okay. I just printed it.”

The Times, They Are A Changing

| Coral Springs, FL, USA | Uncategorized

(On the overnight shift we are not allowed to open the safe. To make sure we have cash in our drawers, we put signs on all our debit card readers saying ‘No Cashback’.)

Me: “Your total comes to $15.97.”

(The customer hands me a 20 dollar bill, then reads the ‘No Cashback’ sign.)

Customer: “So, I’m not going to get my change back?”

Me: “Yes. Yes you are.”

Customer: “Oh, okay. Good.”

Full Time Care(less)

| Omaha, NE, USA | Uncategorized

(The following is what I overhear after I let a customer use the store phone.)

Customer: “Come on, pick up the phone! You in a d*** wheelchair, I know you’re there! I left you upstairs for a reason!”

Gambling With His Life

| Winnipeg, MB, Canada | Uncategorized

(It’s been snowing for the last few days, and the roads are making travel difficult.)

Customer: “Boy! Those roads are horrible!”

Me: “Yes sir, so I’ve heard.”

Customer: “I don’t know why anyone would be out in this if they didn’t have to be!”

Me: “I agree. What can I help you with?”

Customer: “Oh, I need some cigarettes and lottery tickets.”

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