It’s around 2006. I work in a department store. I have the day off, and school is starting soon, so I take my kids to the store to find some good buys. I am dressed in a tank top and shorts.
I am in the children’s department, and my kids are trying on clothes. They hand me the ones they want, and I put them by the register. The woman working in that department tells me she needs to use the restroom and she’ll be right back.
My kids make their final choices and I put them by the register. I am waiting for the woman to get back so she can check us out. I hear a man’s voice say, “Hey!” I turn around and there’s a man standing behind me.
Me: “I’m sorry, am I in your way? The lady who works here stepped away and will be back soon.”
Customer: “I need to check this out.”
Me: “The lady that works here stepped away and she will be back soon.”
Customer: “No, I want you to check me out. I know you work here. I just saw you behind the register.”
Me: “No, sir, I can’t check you out. I do work here, but this is my day off and I am shopping with my kids.”
Customer: “So? You are still an employee; it doesn’t matter if it’s your day off.”
Me: “Actually, yes, it does. I am not scheduled to work today, and I am not clocked in. It’s against policy to work off the clock.”
Customer: “Just ring me up!”
I tell the kids we are going to the food court to get lunch, and we walk away from the man.
Customer: “Hey, where are you going? You need to ring me up!”
Me: “Well, unless you are paying me for my time, then I won’t be helping you.”
I come back thirty minutes later and go to get the clothes from the children’s department, and the lady working there stops me.
Employee: “You’ll never guess what just happened.”
Me: “What?”
Employee: “A man was complaining about an employee not wanting to ring him up, and he asked for the manager.”
She then tells me that about the conversation that happened when the manager came over.
Manager: “What seems to be the problem?”
Customer: “Your employee would not ring me up.”
My manager looks over at the lady employee.
Customer: “No, not her. This one was blonde.”
Manager: “I’m afraid that we don’t have a blonde employee that works in this department.”
Customer: “Yes, you do. She was wearing shorts, and she had two kids with her.”
Manager: “It sounds like you mistook a customer for an employee.”
Customer: “No, she said it was her day off, and she said she couldn’t ring me up because she was not on the clock.”
Manager: “I’m sorry, sir, but if you did encounter an employee of ours, and they were off the clock, they would not be able to ring you up.”
Customer: “No, if they are an employee, they are an employee at all times.”
Manager: “No, company policy says that if they’re not clocked in, they cannot work.”
Customer: “That’s stupid!”
Manager: “Sir, where do you work?”
Customer: “I am an assistant manager at a restaurant.”
Manager: “Okay, well, if you went in to eat at your restaurant on your day off, and a customer asked you to cook his food for him, would you do it?”
Customer: “No, I would not! I am not working that day or getting paid for it, so why would I?”
Manager: “Exactly my point.”
Customer: “She still could have rung me up!”
Manager: “Sorry, sir. We do not want your business. Please leave and don’t come back.”
I regret ever saying that it was my off day. If anyone ever asked again, I just would tell them I don’t work here.
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