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    Stupid Laws Of Spacetime

    | UK | Extra Stupid, Math & Science

    (I have been stuck in traffic for two hours due to a crash on the motorway.)

    Customer: “MY ORDER IS OVER AN HOUR LATE!”

    Me: “I am truly sorry; I was stuck in traffic on the motorway.”

    Customer: “And you didn’t call!?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but it is illegal to use a phone whilst in control of a motor vehicle.”

    Customer: “I know that! I’m not stupid. Are you? Are you stupid?”

    Me: “I’m sorry again, sir. If you call my supervisor, I’m sure they will reimburse you your delivery charge.”

    Customer: “Are you ignoring my question on purpose? Are you stupid? Or are you just retarded like the rest of your colleagues?!”

    Me: “No, sir, I’m not. I have a basic understanding of quantum physics and molecular biology. What do you have?”

    Customer: “Uh…”

    Me: “Good day, sir.”