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    Completely (Pea)Nuts

    | South Africa | Bizarre

    (I’m working in my office when I hear a loud voice outside. I go to check it out as sometimes interested clients can’t find the office easily. A middle-aged man wearing short shorts and knee high socks walks towards me.)

    Me: “Hi, can I help you? Are you interested in making a booking?”

    Customer: “No, I’m here to sell you a stuffed elephant’s head. I’ve visited this place before, so I thought of you at once.”

    Me: “Uh…thank you, but we don’t have a need for an elephant’s head.”

    Customer: “Yeah, fine. I will drop it off now; please pay cash!”

    Me: “Please don’t drop it off. We don’t want it. It would not match our decor.”

    Customer: “But there’s a lamp on top of it, and the trunk can be used as a fountain. Just buy it! I’m moving and I don’t have the space! I’ll drop it off now.”

    Me: “No, we don’t want it. Please try to sell it to someone else.”

    Customer: “Just buy it! I don’t have the space for it! I can’t believe this! Why would anyone not buy it? Fine! I’ll go somewhere else! I’m never booking here again!” *storms off*

    The State Of The Union

    | Rome, GA, USA | Family & Kids

    (I work in a day spa that has several services, including massage. Two teenagers come in and ask about our couples massage.)

    Teenager #1: “Hi, can you tell us about the couples massage package?”

    Me: “Sure, it’s an hour massage with complimentary aromatherapy. It’s [price].”

    Teenager #2: “It’s for our parents’ anniversary, but I’m not sure they would want to spend an hour in a room together.”

    Me: “They are done in separate rooms.”

    Teenager #1: “Well, that sells it!”