My husband and I were born on the exact same day: day, month, and year. We are not related and met by chance because of a birthday feature of a large messenger board we both frequented. When we married, we kept our own last names for various reasons.
My husband gets a letter from his personal insurance, asking if he would like to make an account. Since this is the so-manieth letter, he caves and creates an account.
The letter arrived at our current house. The address in his file was his previous address; we bought our current house about ten years ago. So, he changes that and all is well.
Then, he gets a confirmation email.
Email: “Thank you, [My Name]. Your information is now updated.”
My name is nowhere in his account, so my husband decides to call customer service.
Customer Service: “Can I please have your date of birth?”
Husband: “It’s [date].”
Customer Service: “And your name is…?”
Husband: “It’s [Husband].”
Customer Service: “That’s not the name I have on file here.”
Husband: “Is it [My Name]?”
Customer Service: “Yes. May I talk to the account holder, please?”
Husband: “But I am the account holder.”
Customer Service: “But your name is not on the account.”
Husband: “Please check [Client Information Page].”
Customer Service: “Ah, I see your name is listed there… but not the other name.”
Husband: “Yes, that’s why I am calling. I would like to know why you guys emailed me, using my wife’s name, if she’s not on the policy.”
Customer Service: “And what is your wife’s date of birth?”
Husband: “[Date], and yes, we have the exact same birth date. “
Customer Service: “You do? That must be amazing with birthday parties… Ah, I see. She has an insurance policy [a very different type from my husband’s], as well. So that email you received is about her insurance.”
Husband: “On my email address?”
Customer Service: “No, it was send to her.”
Husband: “It was sent to [his email address].”
Customer Service: “No, that’s not the one I have on file here.”
Husband: “Because that is linked to [his insurance]. What I want to know is why I received a confirmation email about my insurance, on my email address, with my wife’s name listed behind ‘Dear Ms. [My Last Name]’.”
Customer Service: “That is not the name on the insurance.”
Husband: “I am well aware.”
Customer Service: “Are you sure you didn’t read her email by accident?”
Husband: “I have no access to her email address.”
He does, but that’s on a different machine, so he can’t be mistaken.
Customer Service: “Are you sure you read the name right? Are you sure it was her name?”
Husband: *Pauses* “I’d like to think I know my wife’s name, yes…”
The end result was that it was sent to the service desk. Now, two months later, it’s still unresolved.