Makes You Head “Straight” For The Exit
I am checking out a female customer at my cashier’s station.
Customer: “Are you a lesbian?”
Me: “Uh… not that it’s any of your business, but no.”
Customer: “Are you sure?”
Me: “It’s not something I need to question, ma’am.”
Customer: “Oh, but you’re giving off such a lesbian vibe! I’m sure you are. You should meet my daughter; she’s a lesbian, and she can show you—”
Me: “That’s $10.99, please, ma’am!”
I am told she came back later after my shift with her daughter and asked:
Customer: “Where is that checkout girl who doesn’t know she’s a lesbian yet?”