(A dad and his three kids who are all around 7 or 8 years old is my checkout line. He is buying four six packs of tall cans of liquor.)
Me: “That will be $26.”
Dad: “Okay.” *pulls money out of his pockets* “Shoot, I only have $20.”
(He turns to one of his kids.)
Dad: “Yo, lend me six bucks.”
Kid: “S***, get your own money!”
Dad: “Come on, I just need six more dollars.”
Kid: F*** you.”
Dad: “Hey, come on! I’ll pay you back when we get home!”
Kid: *hands him some money and mumbles* “Broke a** motherf***er.”
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(We have a policy that if you look under 30, we must card you for age restricted items.)
Customer: “Can I get a pack of [cigarettes]?”
Me: “Can I see your ID?”
Customer: “I don’t have ID on me.”
Me: “Well, we have to see ID if you look under 30.”
Customer: “I look under 30? Well, I’m 29.”
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Customer: “Can I have a pack of [brand] cigarettes?”
Me: “Sure, that’s $5.51.”
Customer: “Are these the dollar-off ones?”
(I look behind me. There are no dollar-off deals right now.)
Me: “No, sorry, there’s no sale on that kind.”
Customer: “That sign says ‘Save 30 cents on two packs.’”
Me: “Yeah, but you have to buy two packs.”
Customer: “Then will I save a dollar?”
Me: “No, you’d save thirty cents.”
Customer: “Why wouldn’t I save a dollar?”
Me: “Because the sale is for thirty cents?”
Customer: “Oh, okay…”
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Customer: “I need a pack of blue [brand] 100′s please.”
(I go and get exactly the cigarettes that she requested.)
Me:“Here you go!”
Customer: “No, I need the blue ones!”
Me: “Ma’am, these are blue.” *points to the blue label*
Customer: “No, I want the shorts.”
(I return the 100′s for the kings, still blue.)
Customer: “No! I wanted the BLUE ONE-HUNDREDS! Are you color blind? Do you not know what you’re doing?!”
(I return the kings and return again with the exact same pack of blue 100′s that I gave her the first time.)
Customer: “That’s better. You might want to get your hearing checked.”
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(I am mopping by our slushie machines when a man approaches me with an empty cup.)
Customer: *holds up our biggest cup size* “Is this a medium?”
Me: “No, that’s an extra-large. This one is the medium.” *shows him medium cup*
Customer: “Oh.”
(The man pulls out a large, which is clearly larger than the medium.)
Customer: “So, is this a small?”
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