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    Suffering From A Reptile Dysfunction

    | South Deerfield, MA, USA | Pets & Animals

    (I am holding one of our Bearded Dragon Lizards for customers to pet.)

    Customer: “Okay, so I know they’re Bearded Dragons, but what are they?”

    Me: “They are Bearded Dragons.”

    Customer: “I know that, but aren’t they a type of insect or something?”

    Me: “No, ma’am. They are a type of reptile.”

    Customer: “Oh. Are they related to the ones that breathe fire?”