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    | Kansas City, MO, USA | Food & Drink

    (A woman, about 40 years old, is looking at all our different food and drink items on a list on our front window.)

    Me: “Hi! What can I get you today?”

    Customer: “Yeah, uh…what’s j-u-i-c-e?”

    Me: *pause* “Er, that’s juice.”

    Customer: “Oh.”

    (Stands there apparently thinking for about 10 seconds.)

    Customer: “I don’t know what that is. Never mind!” *walks away*

    Slippery When Wet

    | Foxboro, MA, USA | Musical Mayhem

    (I’m working at a football stadium at a Bon Jovi concert. A drunk customer orders a water.)

    Customer: “Why can I not have the cap to this!?”

    Me: “It’s policy that we can’t give them to you. People used to throw full bottles onto the field and stages during events and it’s a safety hazard for the performers, athletes, and other members of the audience.”

    Customer: *absolutely serious* “Why would ANYONE want to throw ANYTHING at Bon Jovi?!”

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