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    Missed The Doors Of Opportunity

    | Nashvillle, TN, USA | Musical Mayhem

    (I am running the lights for a concert. The listing online shows the doors open at 6:30 and the music starts at 9. A woman approaches me at my console.)

    Customer: “Excuse me, do you know when each band is on?”

    Me: “Yes I do, which band are you interested in?”

    Customer: “Did I already miss ‘The Doors’ play, or are they going to be on stage later on tonight?”

    Me: “Um. I think you may have missed your opportunity to see ‘The Doors’ play by a little while.”