College Computer Lab | New Brunswick, NJ, USA
(There is an ID check to enter the lab and to print.)
Me: “Hi, can I see your ID please?”
Guy: “No, I don’t need ID to come in here.”
Me: “Yes, at this lab it is required.”
Guy: “But I don’t need an ID to come in!”
Me: “I’m sorry, but I really need your ID or I can’t let you come into the lab.”
Guy: “Oh I need ID to come in? Why didn’t you just ask me for it?!”
Me: *headdesk*
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Computer Lab | USA
Woman 1: “What is that little trash can on the screen?”
Woman 2: “My son says that is called the ‘recycle bin’. He tells me when I don’t want a Word document anymore and I delete it, it really goes in there.”
Woman 1: “Why in the recycle thingy? Can’t you just erase it?”
Woman 2: “Oh no, Word wouldn’t work for very long if I did that, I would run out of blank pages.”
Woman 1: “Why?”
Woman 2: “Because it cleans the words off the pages, then sends the blank sheets back to Word so they can be used again. That’s why it’s called the recycle bin.”
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Computer Lab | Texas, USA
Customer 1: “… ah, okay. Thanks for your help.”
Me: “That’s what I’m here for.”
Customer 2: “I need help…”
Me: “… and that is how it’s done.”
Customer 2: “That was simple. You made me feel dumb.”
Me: “That’s what I’m here… I mean…” (I didn’t know what to say from there)
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