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    Insatiable

    | Los Angeles, CA, USA |

    Me: “One tall cappucino!”

    Customer: *picks up drink, opens lid and looks inside* “Excuse me. There’s a lot of room in here. The top is nothing but foam.”

    Me: “Yes, that’s what a cappuccino is. It’s basically the same thing as a latte but with more foam.”

    Customer: “I don’t get you guys. You guys make me think I’m buying more by calling a small drink a tall, and now you just fill my drink up with foam.”

    Me: “I’m sorry. If you’d like, I could just get you a latte.”

    Customer: “No, that’s alright but I will take a passion tea lemonade.”

    (I do her order and she comes back.)

    Customer: “WHY IS THERE SO MUCH ICE?! **** YOU GUYS AND YOUR RIP OFF DRINKS!”

    (Customer storms off with drink and chucks it at the window outside.)

    Perhaps A Little Bit Too Free

    | Ventura, CA, USA | Top

    (Woman walks in totally nude and grabs a muffin. She has a large, rather offensive tattoo from her bottom rib up her neck.)

    Me: “Ma’am, you can’t just take those…”

    Nudist: “Why, because of the tattoo?”

    Me: “No, because you need to pay for it first.”

    Nudist: “It’s a free country!” *walks out*

    (I ended up pulling out my wallet and paying for it myself, because getting arrested for chasing a nude chick down the street is not worth it.)

    Why Super-Sizing Isn’t Always A Good Idea

    | San Diego, CA | Top

    Customer: “I’ll get an espresso.”

    (after receiving the espresso)

    Customer: “I’m not paying $2.50 for this…fill up the cup!”

    Me: “Sir, you will literally die…”

    I Got Alky On My Mind

    | Grand Rapids, MI, USA |

    (I work at a small, independent coffee shop. You will be surprised how often things like this happen.)

    Customer: “Do you sell alcohol?”

    Me: “No, we only sell coffee.”

    Customer: “But it says shots on the menu.”

    Me: “Espresso shots.”

    Customer: “What kind of liquor is that?”

    Yet Bats Drink Blood And Dogs Eat Poop

    , | Studio City, CA |

    Me: “Would you like half and half?”

    Hippy Woman: “Oh no! Soy please. Humans aren’t supposed to drink milk you know. Haven’t you noticed we’re the only species that drinks the milk of another species?”

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