One Idiot, Two Cups
A husband and wife walk in. The wife finds a table and the husband orders two coffees. As I am handing them to him, his wife shouts across the store.
Wife: “Did you check what kind of plastic cups they’re using? Look at the code on the bottom!”
The husband promptly complies by turning BOTH coffees upside down to check the bottom of the cups. As you would expect, gravity does its thing all over the counter.
Me: “Why would you do that?”
Husband: “I… I thought maybe if I was quick enough the coffee might not fall.”
Me: “Why did you try it with both drinks?”
Husband: “I… don’t know.”
We stare at each other in shocked silence for a few more seconds.
Husband: “So… can I get these remade?”
Me: *Sighs* “Just as soon as I’ve cleaned the counter, sir.”
I remake the drinks and hand them to him.
Husband: “Shoot! I forgot to check the code under the cup.”