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    The Proud And Stupid

    , | Indiana, USA |

    (This one came from my manager. A customer called Target and asked about a jacket that was on sale.)

    Customer (very snooty): “Hello, I would like to know if you have any Corbin Wells jackets in stock.”

    My Manager: “Corbin Wells? I don’t think we sell that brand.”

    Customer (getting angry): “Well, it’s on page 10 in your ad!”

    My Manager: “Let me see.” *she turns to page 10* “Ma’am, page 10 is electronics.”

    Customer (extremely angry): “You DO have the ad in front of you, don’t you?”

    My manager: “Yes, I have the TARGET ad in front of me.”

    Customer: “Oh, Target? That’s not the ad I’m looking at.”

    My manager: “What ad are you looking at, ma’am?”

    Customer (still snooty): “Kohl’s.” *click*

    Casting An Extra Super Duper Ginormously Wide Net

    , | Wisconsin, USA |

    Me, on the phone: “Thank you for calling Hollister, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “Yes, I’m looking for a specific shirt, I was wondering if you have it?”

    Me: “Ok, can you describe it?”

    Customer: “Well it’s blue, and it says “Hollister’ on it.”

    Me: “Riiiiiiigghhht.”

    Better Idea: Make Your Boys Wear Dresses

    , | Northern California, USA |

    Lady customer: “Where’s your boy stuff?”

    Me: “We don’t really have any. This store is mainly targeted for girls.”

    Lady customer: “WELL YOU SHOULD!”

    This One’s In Another Timezone

    , | San Francisco, CA | Top

    Customer: “Hi, I’ve been here for 15 minutes and I’m trying to find the Ben Sherman shirts.”

    Me: (Looks behind her and points) “Ma’am, it’s right behind you.”

    Customer: (Turns around) “No, I’m looking for Ben Sherman shirts.”

    Me: “Ma’am, the Ben Sherman items are right behind you; there are tons of shirts on the racks right there.”

    Customer: “Oh! Do they have any shirts?”

    Me: (Deep sigh) “What kind of shirts are you looking for?”

    Customer: “I don’t know, any kind as long as they’re Ben Sherman.”

    Me: “Button downs? Polos? T-shirts?”

    Customer: “You know what, I’m just gonna find someone else to help me.”

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