Trying To Discount The Employees

| Regina, SK, Canada | At The Checkout, Bad Behavior, Money

(A customer walks in with what I assume is his lady friend and buys a shirt for 10 bucks plus tax.)

Customer: “Hey, man. I like this shirt. It’s awesome.”

Me: “We usually have some good looking stuff for a pretty good price.”

Customer: “Yeah, so, do you guys have employee discounts?”

Me: “Yeah. Why? Did you want to apply here?”

Customer: “No. I was just hoping you could hook me up.”

Lady Friend: *slaps his shoulder* “Steve!”

Customer: “What?!” *notices my look of disbelief* “Obviously he can’t because the shirt is only 10 bucks!”

(I rang him through and sent him on his way. 1. If I did that, I’d get fired. 2. Are you that hard up for cash to ask for a discount on a 10 dollar shirt?)

Shopping In Shades Of Grey

| USA | Crazy Requests

(I work in a store known for selling Goth clothing. It is the height of the Black Friday rush. I’m one of two people working our entire floor when a lady approaches me…)

Lady: “Hi, I’m looking for a shirt my daughter wanted. It was black.”

Me: “…”

(After 30 minutes of searching, and being told I’m terrible for not knowing what she needs when 75% of our store is black, we find the shirt. It was a pale grey.)

Tagged And Bagged

| USA | Crazy Requests, Criminal/Illegal

(My store is in a mall, and we use sensor tags to deter theft. If the alarm near the door sounds, we’re required to check and see why. A man comes in and sets off the alarm. He approaches the desk with a large duffel bag.)

Him: “Hi, I need your help.”

(He opens the bag; it contains clothes from another store with the sensor tags still attached, which are usually removed when you pay.)

Him: “Can you remove these tags for me?”

(Needless to say, I told him no.)

He Is Weigh Out Of Line

, | WA, USA | Health & Body, Rude & Risque, Spouses & Partners

(It is a few days before Christmas. One of my coworkers is nearby.)

Me: “Hi there, sir. Are you finding everything all right?”

Customer: “Yeah, I’m just trying to decide which size sweater would fit my wife better.”

Me: “Do you know what size she normally wears?”

Customer: “Not really, but she is bigger than you… especially in the breasts… She is more like your size!” *gesturing to my coworker*

(Turns around to address my coworker.)

Customer: “What do you weigh?”

Hashtag Fail

| Huntington Beach, CA, USA | Bad Behavior, Extra Stupid, Technology

(I am working the till at a popular clothing store when a teenager comes to me to check out with her debit card.)

Me: “Please hit the pound key before you start typing your code.”

Girl: “Pound key? Where is that?”

Me: “It’s the number symbol.”

Girl: “HA! You mean the hashtag? I can’t believe you just called the hashtag a pound key!”

Me: *silence*

Girl: *finishes paying and goes to leave* “How old are you? Did they call it that in the 70s or something? I will NEVER get over that!”

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