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    Dishing The Dirt

    | Oulu, Finland | Crazy Requests

    (During a renovation clean up for an apartment building, a random person from another apartment in the same building approaches me.)

    Customer: “Hi, I noticed that you are back again. When are you going to get to cleaning my kitchen?”

    Me: “What apartment number would that be, Sir?”

    Customer: “11.”

    Me: “Sorry Sir, you’re not on the list for cleaning. Maybe you should ask about that from the boss for the renovating company?”

    Customer: “Why?”

    Me: “Because you’re not listed for the renovation clean up.”

    Customer: “But I haven’t had any renovating done!”

    Me: “Then why are you asking us to come and clean your kitchen?”

    Customer: “Because it’s filthy!”