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    Intelligence Doesn’t Grow On Trees

    | Maryland, USA | Holidays

    (A couple is price shopping for their tree.)

    Customer: “How do you figure out the price of the tree?”

    Me: “We count the needles and divide by a thousand.”

    Customer: “Well, that makes sense.”

    Me: “Yeah, it takes a really long time to do each morning.”

    Customer: “You’re BSing me, aren’t you?”

    Me: “Yes sir, I am.”