You Got Dad’s Back

| Adelaide, SA, Australia | Bad Behavior, Family & Kids, Health & Body

(I am eight years old. My mother, father and I are all in the chemist to get some medication. My father has a rare spinal condition which is causing him to wobble when he walks, even with a frame. We’re waiting at the counter and hear a customer behind us make a remark under their breath; deliberately loud enough for us to hear.)

Customer #1: “Drunk at 9AM; you should be ashamed.”

(We try to ignore it.)

Customer #1: “This is disgusting; you should be so embarrassed.”

(I don’t like this person being rude to my father.)

Me: “Watch your tone lady. If you’d bother to be polite and ask if my father is okay, you’d know he has a special illness that makes him this way. He’s not drunk; he’s my father, and I love him. Now apologize for being so mean about him.”

(She goes red, stammers, and goes down an aisle. The pharmacist gives me a lollipop.)

Customer of the Week: It’s Hard to Keep Track

| Northern Ireland, UK | Old Comics

Customer Of The Week: It’s Hard to Keep Track
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The Inadvertent Thief

The Inadvertent Thief

| Northern Ireland, UK | Top

Lady: “Do you sell aloe vera gel?”

Me: “No, I’m afraid we don’t, but you might be able to get it at [store] down the street.”

Lady: “Oh, great, thanks.”

(She leaves and ten minutes later returns wielding a tube, looking irritated.)

Me: “Hello again, did you manage to find it okay?”

Lady: “No! You told me they had aloe vera gel! All they had is the cream! I don’t want the cream!”

Me: “Um… you didn’t want the cream but you bought it anyway?”

Lady: “No, of course I didn’t BUY–”

(She suddenly stops and looks at the tube in her hand. Her expression turns to horror and she legs it back out the door. My coworkers and I laughed for a good ten minutes at that one.)