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    Attempting To Mask Out Stupidity

    | Australia | Crazy Requests, Technology, Theme Of The Month

    (Our store does basic restoration services.)

    Customer: “I have these photos of a masquerade ball.” *holds up photos with people with full masks on* “I need you to photoshop the masks off.”

    Me: “Unfortunately, sir, it is impossible for me to remove a mask of the person.”

    Customer: “But I need to know who they are!”

    Me: “If you have a different photo of the peoples faces, I can photoshop their face on, but it is impossible to remove a mask on a still photograph.”

    Customer: “This is ridiculous. If CSI can do it why can’t you?”

    Hope This One Ends Positively

    , | Australia |

    Customer: “Do you have a charger for this battery?”

    Me: “We have a universal charger, which should work with it. It charges 90% of all batteries.”

    Customer: “Could I have one which charges my batteries to 100%?”

    Acting Snappy

    | Chicago, IL, USA |

    Customer: “Do you have a 72mm lens cap?”

    Me: “Yes. We do.”

    Customer: “Is it a 72mm lens cap?”

    Me: “Yes, it is. That is what you asked for, right?”

    Customer: “Yes, but is it a 72mm lens cap?”

    Me: “As I said, yes it is.”

    Customer: “Are you sure?”

    Me: “Actually no. It’s a 55mm but bring your camera in. I have a hammer and I’m sure I can make it work for you.”