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    Time To Google Google

    | Glasgow, UK |

    (A customer had trouble remembering his password for his email address.)

    Me: “Sir, if you can just go to Google and type in [address], it will take you to the website to reset your password.”

    *long silence*

    Me: “Are you on the website sir?”

    Caller: “I think my nephew has been on here and deleted Google from the internet.”

    GPS: Great Practitioners Of Stupidity

    | Brisbane, Australia |

    Me: “Hello, this is [taxi service]. Can I have your pickup address please?”

    Caller: “I don’t know!”

    Me: “Well, you will need to tell me some kind of an address.”

    Caller: “Why can’t you just ‘GPS’ me?”

    Not So Smart-Phone, Part 2 (Comic)

    | Indiana, USA | Old Comics


    Original Story | Comic by EvilNessie

    It Takes Two Baby

    | Altoona, PA, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling, my name is [name]. May I have your phone number please?”

    Customer: “Okay…2.”

    (I wait a few seconds for the customer to finish. The customer stays silent.)

    Me: “And what’s the rest?”

    Customer: “No that’s it.”

    Me: “Your phone number is 2?”

    Customer: “Oh! I thought you asked me what my favorite number was!”

    Badly Signed

    | UK |

    Me: “Good afternoon you’re though to [phone company]. How can I help you today?”

    Customer: “I’m trying to work an application on my phone and it’s asking me for a star sign, but you guys haven’t given me one.”

    Me: “We would not give you a star sign. Those are to do with the stars and when you were born.”

    Customer: “I didn’t sign up for that!”

    Me: “It’s not something to sign up for; it’s to do with the constellations around the date of your birth. For example, I am a Pisces.”

    Customer: “What am I then?”

    (I check online using the date of birth on record.)

    Me: “You are Aquarius the water bearer.”

    Customer: “Eh?”

    Me: “Your zodiac is Aquarius.”

    Customer: “My what?”

    Me: “Never mind. You are an Aquarius.”

    Customer: “So do I just put that into the phone then?”

    Me: “Give it a try!”

    Customer: “Will do! If I’m not an Aquarius, can I call back?”


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