If Only We Could Inconvenience All Rude Customers So Easily
I work in a call center for a bank. Every customer who calls us must answer a few verification questions. If they hang up or answer wrong, we need to block their access to the call center assuming it was an attempt to use someone else’s account. Then, if they call again, every employee will see that their access to the call center is denied, and to do anything with their account, the caller has to personally go to the branch to unblock the access.
One time, I was talking to a very rude customer who demanded that everything be done immediately.
Me: “I will happily do everything you’ve asked for, but first, you need to answer some verification questions.”
He started yelling even louder, called me names, said I was unprofessional, and hung up.
So, I blocked all of his accesses. Now, he will be forced to go to the branch to unblock it, and only then he will be able to do what he wants. And oops, he mentioned that he was abroad and couldn’t go to the branch, which is why he’d called us.
He thought I was unprofessional, so I made sure I did everything according to our procedures, so he should be satisfied.
My dear customer, enjoy not being able to use your money for a looong time!