The Only Benefit They’re Getting Is Of The Doubt
I used to work for a union in the “unemployment benefits” department. Most of our calls and emails concerned people who hadn’t received their unemployment benefits and were asking us why. People registered with us had to bring us a blue card with a calendar filled in with the days they worked, were sick, on holidays, and so on. The rules were written on the very first page. Still, people seemed not to get it.
Member #1: “You’re useless! Why didn’t I receive my money this month?!”
Me: “According to the system, you didn’t sign your blue card, sir.“
Member #1: “Oh. Can’t you sign it for me?“
Another day…
Member #2: “I received a document saying I’m not eligible for benefits anymore since my address is wrong. Could you check it for me?“
Me: “The last address I see here was [Address #1]. Did you move to another place?“
Member #2: “Yes, it’s been two months. I live in [Address #2] now. Why didn’t you change it in your database?“
Me: “Did you send us any documents saying you moved?“
Member #2: “No, you should have called to ask!”
Me: “Sir, we cannot just magically know you moved if you didn’t tell us.“
Member #2: “I pay an affiliation! You guys should have known!“
And my favourite…
Member #3: “I haven’t received anything for months! Why didn’t I receive my benefits?!”
Me: “Sir, the last documents we received were out of date. We don’t accept documents printed before 2015.”
Member #3: “I’ve always used this document and never had any problem with it!“
Me: “I don’t mean to be rude, but since you haven’t been paid for months according to you, clearly. you did have problems before.“
Member #3: “…It should be written somewhere!“
Me: “The rules are stated on the front page of the blue card, sir.“
Member #3: “Well, you should have told me!“
Me: “In our mailbox, I see we’ve sent several emails to [email address], and we didn’t get any reply.“
Member #3: “Oh, yeah, I don’t use that one anymore. So, when can you send me my money? You have all the documents, right?“
Me: “Well, we still need a valid blue card for the previous months.“
Member #3: “But I’ve always used those ones!“
Me: *Sigh*