Me: “What size?”

Lady: “Electric Lime.”

Me: “What size?”

Lady: “Electric Lime.”

Me: “That’s a color miss. What size did you want the harness in?”

Lady: “What do you mean, ‘What size?’”

Me: “How many inches is it?”

Lady: “Oh I didn’t even think about the size.”

*grimace*

Customer (speaking over the telephone): “Could you speak up please, I’m deaf in one ear…”

Call Center Customer: “You’ll have to speak up love, I’m in a wheelchair!”