This was around 2003 when most, if not all, cellphones had removable batteries. It was also my first tech support call in my first call center job.
Me: “Hello! Thank you for calling [Company]! My name is [My Name]; how may I help you today?”
Customer: “Your store sold me a broken phone!”
Me: “Oh no! That’s no good! Let’s get this figured out okay?”
Customer: “Fine! Whatever!”
We spend the next twenty minutes going through a basic tier 1 troubleshooting guide–which getting her to actually do is like pulling teeth with the occasional “Your store sold me a broken phone!” rant, which is missing a very VERY important step!
Me: “Well, huh. This is a doozy. Let’s get you to our tier-two support because we may need to order you a new phone.”
Customer: “There’s also this black box in the box the phone was in.”
Me: *Lightbulb moment* “Really? Could you do me a favor and take off the back cover and tell me what you see inside?”
I hear the sounds of her doing so.
Customer: “Nothing! I see nothing! Not even a battery!”
I am now definitely feeling like the idiot you all think I am.
Me: “That little black box, does it have little metal pieces that line up with the little metal pieces in the back of the phone?”
Customer: “Yeah. What of it?”
Me: “Can you put the box in the phone, making sure the metal pieces all align. The put the back cover on and try turning on the phone?”
Customer: *Huffs* “I don’t know what this will do but—hey! It works!” *Instantly nicer* “It came on! Thank you so much!”
Me: “Not a problem! Have a nice day, ma’am, and thank you for calling [Company].”
Yes, the battery was removed from the phone when the store sent her home with it. Yes, I made sure to raise a stink about the guides so checking for a battery was added in case of other scared newbies like myself. I still have NO idea why the store took the battery back out.
Related:
Not-So-Smart-Phone, Part 40
Not-So-Smart-Phone, Part 39
Not-So-Smart-Phone, Part 38
Not-So-Smart-Phone, Part 37
Not-So-Smart-Phone, Part 36