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    | Toronto, ON, Canada | Bizarre, Funny Names, Uncategorized

    (A customer calls in to order tickets.)

    Me: “Thank you for calling [theater], how can I help you?”

    Caller: “I need to order tickets to see your show!”

    Me: “Alright then, and which show were you looking for?”

    Caller: “You mean there’s more than one?!”

    Me: “That’s right, we have 6 shows in our season, and 12 from people who rent our space.”

    Caller: “Well, I don’t like that many choices!”

    Me: “I’m sorry about that, ma’am. Maybe we can narrow it down. Would you like to see one of our current shows or something within the month?”

    Caller: “What Month is this?!”

    Me: “It’s January.”

    Caller: “No, I don’t like January! What else is there?”

    Me: *pause* “February?”

    Caller: “Hmm. February. FEB-ruary. F-F-F-Feb. No, I don’t like that either!”