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    Customers Come In All Stripes

    | UK | Crazy Requests

    (It’s been an uneventful day at work…that is, until a young lady comes in asking if she can make a request.)

    Customer: “It’s coming up to my father’s birthday, and he never knows what to do.”

    Me: “Okay, so what can I help you with?”

    Customer: “So, I’m going around various attractions and places we could have a day out. I’m having my photo taken at each one to turn into a big poster so he has an idea of where we can go.”

    (I nod while she’s explaining this, as it sounds very reasonable.)

    Customer: “So, would you be able to take a photo of me pretending to bowl?”

    Me: “Yeah, sure! We’re not too busy, so I can do that for you.”

    Customer: “Great. Now, one more thing…”

    Me: “Sure, fire away.”

    Customer: “Can I do it dressed in a tiger costume?”

    Me: *laughing* “Sure, go ahead!”

    (She wasn’t pulling my leg: I took the picture of her dressed as a tiger, leaving me smiling for the rest of the night.)

    Not Quite Up Their Alley

    | Pennsylvania, USA | Extra Stupid

    Customer: “We would like to bowl on the lane next to our friends. They are on lane five.”

    Me: “Okay, no problem. You are on lane 6.”

    Customer: “Where’s that?”