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    Ask A Stupid Question …

    | Sacramento, CA | Top

    Bookstore Customer: “Do people donate all these books to you?”

    Me: “Yes. We show up for work every morning and there are boxes of valuable books sitting at the front door.”

    Bookstore Customer: “Wow, really! I could open a book store?”

    Me: “Sure!”

    Bookstore Customer: “If I opened a store, how would people know where to leave the books?”


    I’m Sure We Have A Book On That Topic

    | London |

    Customer: “Excuse me, how do I get up the stairs?”

    Me: “If you don’t already know, I’m afraid I can’t help you.”

    Oh, You Mean THOSE Kinds Of Maps

    | Philadelphia, PA |

    Bookstore Customer: “Do you sell maps? You know, things with pictures of roads on them?”


    Thank God They Didn’t Watch Total Recall

    | Philadelphia, PA | Top

    Customer: “Do you have that book from that movie Les Miserababah?”

    Me:Les Miserables? Yes it would be on the 3rd floor.”

    Customer: “What section would it be in?”

    Me: “The fiction section.”

    Customer: “So nonfiction is true, and fiction is not true, right?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Customer: “How can this book be fiction if there is a movie about it?”

    Me: “Movies are not true.”

    Customer: “Really?”

    Me: “Yes. Movies are not true, movies are fiction.”


    Ba Dum Dum *Chhh*

    | Sacramento, CA |

    (Customer standing on top of an old, oak library ladder)

    Bookstore Customer: “If I was your attorney, I would make you get rid of this ladder.”

    Me: “If you were my attorney, I’d push you off it!”


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