Featured Story:
  • A Caffeinated Christmas Miracle
    (2,882 thumbs up)
  • Water Water Everywhere And Not A Drop To Flush

    | UK | Extra Stupid

    (We run a boat which takes 12 people at a time. We have two toilets on board, which is usually enough for no one to have to wait for any period of time.)

    Customer: *flustered and annoyed* “Both toilets are full!”

    Me: “Um, yes.”

    Customer: “But I need to go and both toilets are full!”

    Me: “I’m sorry but there’s nothing I can do.”

    Customer: “I need to go!”

    Me: “What do you want me to do? Drag someone out of there?”

    Customer: *mumbles* “But both toilets are full.”