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Water Water Everywhere And Not A Drop To Flush

| UK | Extra Stupid

(We run a boat which takes 12 people at a time. We have two toilets on board, which is usually enough for no one to have to wait for any period of time.)

Customer: *flustered and annoyed* “Both toilets are full!”

Me: “Um, yes.”

Customer: “But I need to go and both toilets are full!”

Me: “I’m sorry but there’s nothing I can do.”

Customer: “I need to go!”

Me: “What do you want me to do? Drag someone out of there?”

Customer: *mumbles* “But both toilets are full.”