A group of young people are ordering alcoholic drinks, so I go down the line checking ID’s.
I get to one young lady, and she orders a Bellini. Her license is an out-of-state ID (California) and shows her as twenty-six years old. I’m looking at her face and I’m 99.9% sure this isn’t her ID. The photo looks like her… a little, but I can tell the woman in the photo is older than this child sitting in front of me. Then I notice the address on the license and – oh my god! – I recognize it.
Me: “So you’re from SOCA, huh? What a coincidence, I am too. This is really your ID? What’s the address on it?”
The girl reaches for the ID, which I’m still holding. I pull back so she can’t grab it.
Obviously Underage Girl: *Annoyed.* “I live in Hollywood.”
Me: “And the address?”
Obviously Underage Girl: “Uh, I haven’t lived there long, I’m bad at remembering the exact street.”
Me: “Hmm… well, just so you know, the address on this ID is 2301 N Highland Ave.”
Obviously Underage Girl: “Right! That’s it! Sorry, I just haven’t memorized it yet.”
Me: “This isn’t your ID. It’s fake.”
The entire table looks scandalized. Obviously underage girl asks what proof I have. She’s watching the ID in my hand; she clearly wants it back.
I pull out my wallet, which has my California ID. I hadn’t gotten a new license since moving so I put hers and mine side by side to compare. Right away I can see little differences in hers from mine, which is a real California driver’s license. I hold up my license so the table could see it.
Me: “As I said, I’m from California and I’ve only been here a few months. When I lived there, I used to go to the Hollywood Bowl all the time to see shows. Parking sucks but it’s a great venue. Have you ever been?”
Obviously Underage Girl: “No. And?”
Me: “The address on your license is the Hollywood Bowl.”
Obviously Underage Girl: “What!? No, I live in a house nearby.”
Me: “Then why does your ID have the actual address of the Hollywood Bowl? Plus, the woman in this photo looks like she has ten years on you. This card material feels thinner too…”
Obviously Underage Girl: “Okay, you’re right. We were just playing to see if you’d notice!”
She fake laughs.
Obviously Underage Girl: “I had it made as a joke. We wanted to see if you’d catch it!”
More fake laughing.
Obviously Underage Girl: “Forget the Bellini, I’ll have a coke. I’d like that back, please. It’s just a joke.”
Me: “It’s not a joke to order alcohol when you’re underage. You should have picked an actual house when you had this made.”
Another girl at the table pipes up:
Other Customer: “You don’t get to pick the address, just the city and state. He just gives you one when he makes it.”
The entire table turns on her:
Table: “Shh! Shut up! Oh my god, Becky!”
Her license went up on the wall of shame in the manager’s office. It’s funny to think that she probably would have gotten away with it had she not had a server that had literally just moved from Los Angeles.