I’m getting ready to buy a car. I don’t like the idea of being in more debt than I have to, so I’ve been saving for a while and am planning to buy the car outright. I’m also in the process of switching banks after a move since the nearest branch of my old bank is now two hours away. I’ve set up a new bank account and transferred some money over, but a lot of my money is still in the old account because I haven’t gotten around to transferring over the direct deposit from my job.
My stepdad has offered to help because he’s a better negotiator than I am, but he’s also been helping me look for cars online. I notice that he’s looking at newer, more expensive cars than I am.
Me: “I don’t really want to go over $15,000. That’s what I have in my local bank account. When [Brother] and [Sister-In-Law] bought a car recently, they said the dealership wouldn’t take anything but cash or a registered check, and they had to go to the bank to get those. If I go over $15,000, I’m afraid I’ll have to go to [City two hours away where the nearest bank branch is] to get the payment.”
Stepdad: “No, don’t worry about that. You can just pay by wire transfer. It’ll be easy.”
So, I pick out a car that, after taxes, fees, etc., costs $22,000. Here’s a VERY condensed version of the conversations I have after that.
On Saturday, the day I’ve agreed to buy the car:
Dealership: “We can’t take personal checks, so you’ll need cash or a certified check from your bank to buy the car outright.”
Me: “I can’t do that; they’re two hours away. What about a wire transfer?”
Dealership: “Oh, yeah, that works. We’ll hold the car until payment goes through, and then you can come pick it up.”
On Monday:
Bank: “We don’t do wire transfers over $5,000 unless you come in in person.”
Me: “I guess I should let the dealership know this is going to be trickier than I thought, and ask if they have any other ideas and how long they’ll hold the car for me.”
Dealership: “You need to talk to someone in finance? Sorry, they’re literally all out today.”
In fairness, it is Columbus Day, but that’s not a very commonly observed holiday, and the dealership is open. You’d think SOMEONE in the finance department would be there.
On Monday night, talking to my family:
Me: “I don’t see why this has to be so complicated. Why can’t I just write a check or pay with my debit card, like any other purchase? They could avoid the risk of it bouncing by holding the car until the payment clears or calling the bank to make sure I have the money.”
Stepdad: *Somewhat condescendingly* “They can’t do that because people would come in writing bad checks, and they’d have to hold a lot of cars waiting to see if the checks cleared.”
I’m thinking, “And that’s riskier than what they’re doing now, which is holding the car without even a check, just based on my word that I’m going to pay them for it?”
On Tuesday:
Dealership: “You need to talk to someone in finance? Okay, we’ll transfer you to a random finance person’s voicemail.”
Several hours later, the finance person calls me back.
Car Finance Person: “Let’s call your bank together and straighten this out. It should be easy.”
We call.
Bank Person #1: “Sure, we can do the transfer. Answer some security questions, and I’ll send you to the wire transfer department.”
They transfer us.
Bank Person #2: “Actually, this is the IT department.”
Maybe the first person figured IT deals with wires?
Bank Person #2: “But anyway, nobody can do a wire transfer without you being here. I’ll transfer you to your local branch; they’ll know you. Maybe they can do it.”
So, they can’t, but maybe they can? And no matter how many security questions I answer correctly, it’s too much of a fraud risk to transfer over $5,000, but if a random teller thinks they recognize my voice that makes it okay?
“Local” Branch Person: “No, I don’t recognize you.”
This is unsurprising since what they call my “local” branch is two hours away and I’ve never been there.
“Local” Branch Person: “But anyway, we can’t do a wire transfer unless you come in. I don’t know why the IT person thought the branch would be able to do it.”
After we hang up with the bank:
Car Finance Person: “You know what? Just come back to the dealership and write us a check. We’ll call the bank to confirm that you have enough money, so we’ll know it won’t bounce.”
What a revolutionary idea!
I did end up writing the check and bringing the car home on Wednesday. I’ve since resolved to: A) make it a priority to finish switching to a local bank, B) point out to my stepfather that the solution we ended up going with was the same one he shot down when I suggested it, and C) NEVER, EVER listen to anyone who says, “Don’t worry; this should be easy.”
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Shut Up And Take My Money! Part 3
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