Never Sausage A Thing Before, Part 6
I work in a bakery.
Customer: “I’d like some sweet sausage, please.”
Me: “Sweet sausage? I don’t think we have that. Can you describe it?”
Customer: “Like your hot dogs, but sweet.”
Me: “We don’t sell hot dogs, sir.”
Customer: “I’m looking at one right now!”
I see where he’s pointing.
Me: “Sir, those are eclairs.”
Customer: “I don’t want Claire’s! I want mine!”
Me: “No, sir, they are called eclairs. They’re not hot dogs; they’re long pastries with cream in the middle.”
Customer: “Yes, I know. I call them sweet sausages.”
Me: “Next time, just ask for eclairs, sir.”
Customer: “Why would I do that?”
Me: “Yes, why indeed?”
Related:
Never Sausage A Thing Before, Part 5
Never Sausage A Thing Before, Part 4
Never Sausage A Thing Before, Part 3
Never Sausage A Thing Before, Part 2
Never Sausage A Thing Before