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(This phone call happened a month after hurricane Ike came through, and one of our clients missed his court date.) Me: “Sir, why did you miss your court date?” Client: “I’m not going back to jail! I missed court because I’m not back from the evaporation yet.” Me: “Uh…what?” Client: “I had to evaporate up north.” Me: “…really? Evaporate? How [...]]]> (Bail Bonds | Beaumont, TX, USA)

(This phone call happened a month after hurricane Ike came through, and one of our clients missed his court date.)

Me: “Sir, why did you miss your court date?”

Client: “I’m not going back to jail! I missed court because I’m not back from the evaporation yet.”

Me: “Uh…what?”

Client: “I had to evaporate up north.”

Me: “…really? Evaporate? How did you do that? Was it painful?”

Client: “No! We rode a bus! What don’t you understand about having to evaporate?! I’m not going back to jail!”

Me: *sigh*

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