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    The Good Excuses Have All Dried Up

    | Beaumont, TX, USA |

    (This phone call happened a month after hurricane Ike came through, and one of our clients missed his court date.)

    Me: “Sir, why did you miss your court date?”

    Client: “I’m not going back to jail! I missed court because I’m not back from the evaporation yet.”

    Me: “Uh…what?”

    Client: “I had to evaporate up north.”

    Me: “…really? Evaporate? How did you do that? Was it painful?”

    Client: “No! We rode a bus! What don’t you understand about having to evaporate?! I’m not going back to jail!”

    Me: *sigh*