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    Driving You Crazy

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    (A teenage customer comes up to our parts counter.)

    Customer: “I need brakes for my car.”

    Me: “No problem. What kind of car is it?”

    Customer: “A Honda.”

    Me: “Okay, what model?”

    (She sighs dramatically and then whips out her cell.)

    Customer: “Daddy, what model is my Honda?” *hangs up* “Civic.”

    (I try to catch her before she hangs up.)

    Me: “Is that a DX, EX or LX?”

    Customer: “God!” *dials again* “Daddy, is that a DX or whatever? No, I drove it today.” *to me* “He says it’s an LX.”

    Me: “Standard or automatic?”

    Customer: *starts dialing*

    Me: “Ma’am, if your car is here, I can come out and look this information up so you don’t have to.”

    Customer: “Nah, I don’t want you to have to go to all that trouble!”

    (She discovers it is an automatic, and hangs up again.)

    Me: “Last question. Is that a 2-door or 4-door?”

    Customer: “Sheesh!”

    (She dials her phone, and repeats the question.)

    Customer: “Oh.” *looks sheepish* “That was a really stupid question, wasn’t it?”