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    Give Me An Ear Or I’ll Give You An Earful

    | Northern California, USA | Bizarre

    (A woman rushes into the store with her two sons. She’s very huffy and already looks impatient.)

    Customer: “Hey, I’m looking for ears. Do you sell any? Like a grey ear?”

    Me: “Um, do you mean like a costume ear?”

    Customer: “No, no, no…an ear, like a grey model ear. You don’t have one of those? You’re probably going to tell me that I’m going to have to make it myself. Ugh, I always have to make things myself.”

    Me: “Well, I don’t think we sell ears specifically. We do sell sculpting clay though. You could make it with sculpting clay, if that’s not too much troub–”

    Customer: “I can’t believe you don’t sell ears here! That’s one of the more basic items!”