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Showering You With Complaints

, , , , , | Right | March 21, 2024

I work at a world-famous theme park on a ride that has cruises on a jungle river — almost a jungle cruise, if you will.

Customers are waiting in line, and it’s started to rain a little.

Guest: “Excuse me. I know you try to add all these jungle effects and stuff, but I’m getting wet.”

Me: “If you stand under the canopy over here, you can stay dry and still be in line.”

Guest: “Can’t you just turn off the rain?”

Me: “Uh… no, I can’t do that. That’s not one of our special effects.”

Guest: “Oh… what is it, then?”

Me: “It’s… just rain.”

Guest: “Ugh! With the amount it costs to get in here, you should be able to stop us from getting wet.”

Me: “You’re saying we should be able to control the weather?”

Guest: “For $150 per person, you should!”

Cai-llou Sure Knew How To Handle That!

, , , , | Related | March 8, 2024

When I was a kid, my brother and I won a free trip to [Large Amusement Park] through a youth group we attended, along with a couple of other kids. The trip only paid for us kids and our two chaperones, not our parents. My mom was very nervous because she was afraid of flying, and her kids would be taking four flights across three days, as well as going to a different country.

Obviously, none of the planes crashed, and we both returned home fine. However, as soon as I got into the car and my mom asked how the trip went, the first thing I told her was:

Me: “I got lost for fifteen minutes!”

Mom: “WHAT?!”

I explained. What had happened was that I accidentally walked ahead of our group and got separated, and the others didn’t notice until after they’d gotten on a sort of trolly ride to another section of the park. Luckily, I knew just what to do. I stayed where I was, looked for the nearest employee, and told them I was lost. They helped me locate an adult wearing the same branded shirts as we were from the organization paying for the trip. They were able to contact my chaperone and tell him where I was.

Mom: “How did you know how to do all that?”

Me: *Proudly* “Because I watch Caillou!”

Yes, a kid’s show that I’ve learned is greatly hated on the Internet was the thing that taught me what to do when I was lost. As much as I agree with some of the criticism, my family has always had good things to say about the show since then!

This Job Has Both Maximum And Minimum Impact

, , , , , , , | Right | March 5, 2024

When I was sixteen, I took my very first job at an amusement park. I was hired to work the games. One day, I was asked if I could help on the rides as an attendant. I said yes, and I was sent to the roller coaster ride to work. My job was to make sure riders were a certain height to be able to ride. There was also a sign at the beginning of the ride that all riders must be this tall (forty-eight inches) to ride.

The very first customer was a young man, and he was holding a baby. The baby may have been about a year old if even that. He tried to take the baby on the roller coaster ride, and I stopped him.

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, the baby cannot ride.”

Guest: “Yes, he can. He’ll be sitting in my lap.” 

Me: “Sir, you cannot have a baby on the ride. It’s against the rules.”

Guest: “C’mon, man, he’s gonna have fun!”

It took the other two ride attendants working the ride to get this young man and his baby off the ride. The young man was very angry about it, but he did finally leave.

Later, I was working the games. I was the game attendant for a game where mostly adults and some teenagers tried to test their strength by ringing a bell.

We also had a children’s version of the game, and it had a height maximum. No children over thirty-six inches could play.

I had a little girl maybe ten to twelve years old walk over to try to play the children’s high-striker. I took her over to the sign where I could measure her, and she was about four inches too tall to play.

Me: “You’re a little too tall to play the children’s version, but you can take a chance if you want to and play the adult version!”

The little girl just shook her head no and walked away. A few minutes later, the little girl came back with her mom.

Mom: *Yelling at me* “Why can’t my daughter play?!”

Me: “Ma’am, your daughter is too tall.”

I showed her against the sign where I measured her. The mom saw it and told a little girl:

Mom: “Crouch down a little bit.”

Me: “Unfortunately, she is too tall.”

Mom: “Get me your manager!”

Me: *Pointing* “The manager’s office is in that building there.”

About five or ten minutes later, I saw her walking back with my supervisor. My supervisor was a no-nonsense kind of guy. He was built like a football player, and he looked very intimidating.

The supervisor took the little girl over to where the sign was and measured her. He then went back to talk to the mom. The mom and a little girl walked away, and my supervisor came over to me. 

Manager: “You were right; she was too tall. I don’t know why the mother couldn’t have seen it to begin with.”

At first, I really thought he would side with the mom and still allow a little girl to play in order to keep our customers happy like some of the other managers do.

Finally, A Positive Reaction, Part 2

, , , , , , , , , | Working | February 29, 2024

This story reminded me of another incident that happened while I worked in one of the food service lines at our local amusement park. While we were all barely a step above minimum-wage employees at your typical fast food restaurant, before we started working, we had to undergo three days of training, which included allergy training. The key points of this training were as follows:

  • If a customer said they wanted something custom-made because of an allergy, we had to immediately put on new gloves, sanitize the workstation and all equipment, go to the fridge to get new ingredients that had not been sitting out and thus risked cross-contamination, and make everything on three layers of paper to minimize the possibility of allergens getting into the food as much as possible.
  • Only managers and supervisors were allowed to answer questions about allergens. They had extra training the regular workers didn’t have, and they also had access to the “allergy book”, which had more details.

One slow afternoon, most of the crew was on break except for me, [Coworker], who’d been working there for a couple of summers, and [New Kid], who’d just started the week before. I came up from making club wraps to see a woman reaching over the sneeze guard above the frost top as [New Kid] lifted the five-gallon bucket of pickles onto it to give to her.

Me: “[New Kid], what are you doing?!”

New Kid: “I was just trying to show her the ingredients list.”

Mom: “I need to see if my son can have one.”

Me: *To [New Kid]* “It’s not safe to do that. It’s especially not safe to do that when it’s full.” *To [Mom]* “Excuse me, ma’am. Is this an allergy-related question?”

Mom: “Yes, my son has a lot of allergies.”

Me: “I’m very sorry, but company policy is that only managers can answer questions about allergies—”

[Coworker] interrupted in a tone that clearly implied that she thought I was a moron.

Coworker: “Uh, they’re all on break?”

I ignored her.

Me: “—so if you wouldn’t mind stepping to the side just there for a moment, I will go get someone to fetch the allergy book and come help you out.”

The mom, along with her husband and son, who looked about seven, stepped to one side, and I ran to the breakroom. Fortunately, not only was it in the same building as the restaurant where we worked, but it was just across the hall from our kitchen. Even more fortunately, [Manager], [Supervisor], and [Restaurant Supervisor] were all sitting at the same table having lunch.

I quickly apologized for interrupting them and explained the situation. [Supervisor] told me she would find the book and be right out. I thanked her and returned to the restaurant.

Me: “Thank you for waiting, ma’am. Someone will be out in just a minute.”

Coworker: “Ugh, [My Name], you could just answer their questions.”

Me: *Quietly* “No, they told us in training, remember? Only managers and supervisors have access to the allergy book, and we’re not supposed to answer questions about allergies.”

Coworker: *Loudly* “Why are you wasting their time when you could just let them see the ingredients and tell them what’s in the stuff?”

I stood in stunned silence for a moment, partly because of what she’d said and partly because we had literally JUST had a meeting wherein [Supervisor] told us to be careful about not arguing in front of guests. Then, I took a deep breath, turned on [Coworker], and spoke in a normal volume.

Me: “Do you know what kind of oil we use? Do you know what’s in it? Do you know how often we change it or if we use communal oil? Do you know how many different things can trigger a milk allergy that aren’t called ‘milk’? If someone told you they had an allergy to soy, would you know off the top of your head what we sell that carries that risk? Things don’t have to be obvious to have something in them that someone might be allergic to. I am not taking the risk of killing someone — especially not a child — because you don’t want to take the time to do things correctly!”

[Coworker] shut up but glared at me the whole time.

I turned around and began asking the kid if he was having a good time, if he’d seen any of the shows, what his favorite ride was — all the things we were supposed to do when there was a wait.

A few minutes later, [Supervisor] came out with a three-inch binder, apologized for the delay, and began showing [Mom] the pages. They were able to narrow down a small handful of things the kid could eat.

Supervisor: “Okay, ma’am. We only sell [item #1] and [item #2] here, but if you go to [Restaurant on the other side of the park], that’s our Allergy-Friendly Restaurant, so all their food should be safe except for [item #3].”

Mom: “Thank you. And I’d just like to say—” *points at me* “—that I’d like to recognize and thank your employee here for following procedure. It’s nice to know that someone cares if my son lives or dies.”

We weren’t allowed to accept tips, but I got a $5 gift certificate to the employee store as a bonus. [Coworker] glared daggers at me but didn’t say anything — then, anyway.

I was off two days later, and when I came back the day after that, another coworker dryly said I’d “missed all the fun” and then told me that [Coworker] had been fired and [Manager], who was best friends with her, had been demoted and transferred because they were apparently gossiping on company time.

Gee. I wonder who about…

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Finally, A Positive Reaction

We Bet He Seat-Felt That!

, , , , , , | Right | February 11, 2024

I used to work at a small amusement park. The most popular attraction at the park was the go-kart track. Before every go-kart race, before we started the engines, one of the employees would give a speech over a speaker system stating the basic operating principles and rules of the track.

One of the rules was that after the race when drivers returned to the “pit area”, they were expected to stay in their go-karts with their seat belts fastened until an employee told them they could exit. This was to prevent people from getting hurt if they unbuckled and tried to stand up, only to be rear-ended by the go-kart behind them when the other driver forgot to hit the brakes. This rule would also be repeated over the speaker system every ten seconds or so while the go-karts were returning to the pit area after the race.

Despite the numerous repetitions of this rule, we almost always had drivers trying to unbuckle as soon as they parked their go-kart. Whoever was on the microphone for that race would repeat the warning to stay seated with seat belts over and over, getting louder every time until they were practically yelling. Usually, the yelling worked, but not always.

One day, a coworker of mine was on the microphone, and a driver unbuckled too early and started to stand up to get out of his go-kart despite my coworker yelling at him. As expected, the next driver crashed into the back of his go-kart, causing him to lose his balance and fall in spectacular fashion.

My coworker then said into the microphone, at full volume and with sarcasm dripping from his voice, a line that we would continue to use for as long as I worked at the park.

Coworker: “AND THAT IS WHY WE REMAIN SEATED WITH OUR SEAT BELT FASTENED!”

The driver who got knocked over gave the most hateful glare to my coworker, while everyone else in and around the pit area started laughing. Fortunately, the driver wasn’t hurt physically — only his ego.