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    Airheaded

    | Orange County, CA, USA |

    (A man and his girlfriend are standing towards the front of the line to board an airplane. I’m a passenger who overhears their conversation.)

    Airline employee: “We are now boarding numbers 1 through 30.”

    (The man begins to walk away, but his girlfriend stays put.)

    Girlfriend: “Where are you going?”

    Man: “They called numbers 1 through 30.”

    Girlfriend: “But my number is 6!”

    Just Throw It In The Cockpit

    | New York, NY, USA |

    Elderly passenger: “Can you take my bag from the overhead bin and put it in the row?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, you’re in the exit row. It must remain clear.”

    Elderly passenger: “Well, how about up front by the door?”

    Me: “No, that must remain clear as well.”

    Elderly passenger: “Just put it in the aisle, then.”

    Me: “…”

    Virgin Galactic, Eat Your Heart Out

    | Orlando, FL, USA | Top

    (I’m a flight attendant, and was doing my pre-takeoff check in the cabin. A man stops me and gestures to the small digital camera sitting in the seat next to him.)

    Passenger: “Is it ok if my camera is here for the flight?”

    Me: “Sure, sir. That will be fine.”

    Passenger: “But shouldn’t I put it in the overhead bin?”

    Me: “It should be fine there, but if you’re worried about it falling on the floor during landing you could put it in the overhead bin.”

    Passenger: “But after takeoff, won’t it start floating around the cabin?”

    Me: “Well, sir, just hold on to it. Once we slingshot around the moon, it will be fine.”

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