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    Weekend Roundup: Prank You Very Much

    , , , , | Not Always Right | Roundups

    Prank You Very Much! Happy April Fools’ Day, readers! This week, we share five stories that show the foolish hazards of pulling a fast one!

    1. Impractical Jokes:
      Guys, take note: a fake stabbing to freak out your wife might result in a real stabbing—by your wife!
    2. Bohemian Nobody:
      Customer, oo-oo-oo-ooh // Didn’t mean to make you cry // If you’re not back again this time tomorrow // Go away, go away // Your pranks don’t really matter…
    3. Prankin’ Like It’s 1929:
      This elderly caller’s prank is probably older than your grandparents, but he proves laughter IS the best medicine—especially when it’s at your expense!
    4. Your Prank Got Spanked, Part 2:
      A caller learns the hard way that if you’re gonna prank an employee, at least be original!
    5. Morbid Curiosity Killed The Cat:
      Note to prank callers: your cat is NOT a get-out-of-jail-free card!

    PS: check out our new Extras section, with pictures, videos, and news galore!

    Shaken, Not Stirred

    | Oklahoma City, OK, USA |

    (Okahoma has been getting a few earthquakes lately and apparently not everyone is used to them yet.)

    Me: “911, where is your emergency?”

    Caller: “Yeah, um, I’d like to report that my house just shook.”

    Me: “Yes, sir, that was an earthquake. Is anyone injured?”

    Caller: “Oh! Is THAT what that was? Nevermind!”

    An Invitation Nonetheless

    , | Jacksonburg, OH, USA | Top

    Me: “911, what is your emergency?”

    Caller: “I’m a bad, bad boy.”

    Me: “Yes, you are. I have a squad car en route to your location. Have a good day, sir.”

    Impractical Jokes

    , | Muskegon, MI, USA | Top

    Me: “911, how can I help you?”

    Caller: “Yes?! Hello! I live at [location]. My husband was stabbed by a madman! Oh, god! He’s outside my bedroom door! He’s knocking on it!”

    Me: “Alright, ma’am, a police–”

    Caller: “What?!”

    (Suddenly, there is a lot of talking and a bit of laughing.)

    Caller, to someone else: “You ****! You scared the **** out of me! A prank?! I called the **** police! I could have gone to jail!”

    Caller, to me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. It’s a false alarm.”

    Me: “Um, alright.”

    Caller: “Actually, send over a cop car. I’m about to murder two men.”

    Emergency Services Must Be Pooped

    | Tampa, FL, USA |

    (I get dispatched to a call: ‘1 year old male, possibly crying’. We get on scene and the mother opens the front door with a happy and healthy baby in her arms.)

    Me: “Hi, ma’am. What seems to be the problem today?”

    Mother: “Well, my baby just looked terrible so I freaked out and called you guys.”

    Me: “It’s not a problem. Can you tell me what happened?”

    Mother: “Well it was right after dinner. He looked confused, turned bright red, and started crying uncontrollably.”

    Me: “And when did he stop crying?”

    Mother: “He just stopped right before you guys got here. I changed his diaper, and here we are.”

    Me: “Ma’am, I think I know what the problem is. Your baby was just constipated.”

    (At this point, the grandmother walks in the room.)

    Grandmother: “You called 911? He had to poop! I told you he wasn’t ready for solid food! I’m sorry, guys. You can go back to the people who really need your help. I got this.”

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