Customer: “Um…yes, are you guys going to put out more skim milk?”

Me: “Sorry, ma’am, but we’re all out of white milk, both skim and 2%. All we have left is chocolate.”

Customer: “Completely out?”

Me: “Yes, ma’am, we’re completely out.”

Customer: “Oh, well. Do you think you could make some more?”

Me: “Are you serious?!”

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