Me: “Hi, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Do have any more [brand name] chicken noodle soup mix?
(The shelf is empty, so I look around to see if we have any hidden on the shelf.)
Me: “There is none here. Let me go check the backroom.”
(I go check and come back a few minutes later)
Me: “I’m sorry, but we do not have any left.”
Customer: “Are you kidding me? Who runs out of chicken noodle soup in the middle of winter?”
Me: “Well, it is the middle of winter…”