Sugar Daddies For Dessert

(My mom has taken my son and I out for a quick lunch. We get to our seat, and we notice that they forgot to include his toy in his meal. I go up to the counter to get one.)

Me: “Sorry, but there was no toy in my son’s meal.”

Cashier: “Sorry about that.” *yelling* “I’d like a boy toy, please!”

Employee In Drive Thru: “You and me both!”

Cashier: *goes red* “Here’s your, uh… boy toy, ma’am.”

Me: *laughing* “Thank you!”