Sugar And Spice, Although Brains Might Be Nice

(The store I work in is a store full of little girls’ accessories. With headbands, nail polish, and necklaces, it’s fairly obvious this is a store for little girls.)

Me: “Hey there, how can I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, do you have any little girls accessories?”

Me: “You’re in the right place.”

Customer: “Oh, good! Where would I find them?”

Me: *gestures* “Anywhere in the store.”

Customer: “What do you mean?”

Me: “The whole store is full of little girls’ accessories. That’s what [store] is all about.”

Customer: *somewhat ditzy* “Oh. Okay! Thank you. Goodbye!”

(I watch as the customer prances off into the mall and goes straight into another girls accessory store.)

Coworker: “Wow.”