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    Suddenly, I Feel Very Sorry For Her Child

    | Colorado, USA |

    Woman: Excuse me, I’ve lost my child somewhere in the store.

    Me: “Okay, I’ll get someone right away.”

    (I call in a code yellow.)

    Me: “Okay, how old is your child?”

    Woman: “She’d just turned three. Ooohhh, what if she’s been kidnapped?”

    Me: “Don’t worry, I’m sure that’s not the case.”

    (Security comes up to talk to her and she turns around.)

    Security: “Ma’am, how many children do you have?”

    Woman: “Just one, why?”

    Security: “Because your child is on your back.”

    (She was wearing one of those harnesses.)