Suddenly, I Feel Very Sorry For Her Child
Woman: Excuse me, I’ve lost my child somewhere in the store.
Me: “Okay. I’ll get someone right away.”
(I call in a code yellow.)
Me: “Okay, how old is your child?”
Woman: “She’d just turned three. Oooh, what if she’s been kidnapped?”
Me: “Don’t worry; I’m sure that’s not the case.”
(Security comes up to talk to her and she turns around.)
Security: “Ma’am, how many children do you have?”
Woman: “Just one. Why?”
Security: “Because your child is on your back.”
(She was wearing one of those harnesses.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.