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    Suddenly At A Loss For Words

    | Sacramento, CA, USA | Bigotry, Top

    (A customer has just called one of our new employees the N-word for not bagging his groceries to his liking. The manager, a 5’4″ blond woman, runs out of the store and begins berating the customer in question.)

    Manager: “How dare you call one of my clerks that! What is wrong with you?”

    Customer: “F*** YOU, LADY! WHAT THE F*** DO YOU KNOW?!”

    (At that moment, the aforementioned bagger’s brothers happen to be walking into the store. Both brothers are at least 6’2″.)

    Brother #1: “What’s going on?”

    Manager: “This a**hole called your sister the N-word.”

    Brother #2: “What?!”

    Brother #1: *to the customer* “HOW ‘BOUT YOU SAY THAT TO ME?!

    (Seeing that customer run out of a parking lot was the best possible thing to lift our spirits on a busy day!)